Unless your some strange alien being from across the galaxy it's a fair bet that you need to go to the toilet every once in a while. All this tedious 'waste management' takes time away from that precious Holy Grail we call gaming. How many times have you been in the middle of an online game at the top of the rankings for the first time in absolutely ages and then, lo and behold, nature calls?
If you enter this amazing yet utterly weird competition you'll no longer have to worry about the calling of your bladder or rumbling of your bowels. Kitted out with everything from a Philips HDTV (to play that Xbox360, HD-DVDS and hook up to your PC, of course), a toilet roll holder complete with iPod dock and even a pedal exerciser to ensure your legs keep working - you'll never have to leave the john again!
Say goodbye to your social life and the outside world. Of course, if you really had to spend this much time with your beloved gaming and entertainment technology then you probably didn't have a great one in the first place.
Pimped Out John Sweepstakes - Roto-Rooter.
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